Hey Lovely Face,
- So, it’s come to this.
- C’est la vie, let’s go man shopping.
- No
- No
- No
- Oh god no!
- Ooo puppy, but no.
- Seriously, is there something in the water round here?
- No
- Oh hello!
- Wait, doesn’t like cats? No.
- Okay, let’s change the search area. Maybe another 2km? Fuck it, let’s make it 37km.
- Am I willing to drive 37km? HA no. Meh, they’ll have to come to me.
- Topless pictures are not impressive.
- Eyes too close together.
- Which one are you?! I can’t be arsed to work this out, no.
- Oh here we go ***** he’s a lovely boy - mum. How original?!
- What would my mum say? Must like slipper socks and naps. About right.
- Oh great, another Dom with a leather laden photo looking for women to torture. NEXT!
- Nice smile, seems funny, nice cat! Hey baby!
- Please match, please match, please match!
- Screw you.
- Nope, nope, nope.
- No bio, ughh I hate that. I’ve never found mutes particularly attractive.
- People have weird faces.
- I’m hungry.
- Oooo someone super liked me! Oh, damn gurl super no.
- ‘NSA fun’ sounds like an insurance scheme.
- Casual fun however, sounds like a really slow water slide, where you’re holding a mojito.
- Picking my clothes up off a stranger's floor at 5am wrapped in the sheet of shame, sounds neither casual, nor fun.
- Practising satanist? Wonderful! Can’t wait for Christmas with you!
- Fuck this, I’m becoming celibate. If it’s good enough for the nuns.
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